HEADLINE NEWS: TopGear has just released highly classified information about its previously undisclosed Stig breeding program. Immediately, our intrepid journalists popped down to the top secret (free-range, GM-free) Top Gear farm facility in an obscure part of rural Britain and held a colourful inspection of the attempt to reproduce the popular 'tame racing driver'. Success of the program is not entirely impressive; Stigs are seen to act wildly in a stupid and rather untamed fashion.
The question is, is the current white Stig (top-right), who have been boldly tearing down the tracks yet never failing to make the audience laugh with his hilarious muteness since Series 3 back in 2003 (it's currently Series 15), finally going to have a more, well, vibrant replacement?
The question is, is the current white Stig (top-right), who have been boldly tearing down the tracks yet never failing to make the audience laugh with his hilarious muteness since Series 3 back in 2003 (it's currently Series 15), finally going to have a more, well, vibrant replacement?
Here is our exclusive news footage fresh from the epicenter:
Odd characteristics of our current Stig includes being afraid of bells or confused by stairs. He never blinks, naturally faces magnetic north, and the outline of his left nipple is in the shape of the Nürburgring. He sometimes spend his spare time catching fish with his tongue and his New Year resolution is to eat less mice. Now some say, when Stigs mate....
For now, it seems that he really will leave, and we'll definitely miss him dearly.
Credits to BBC: http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/stig-farm-exclusive-2010-11-5
To those people who do not know who or what The Stig is, shame on you. Not knowing The Stig is like not knowing who invented the pasta. Do your homework here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig. And don't emerge into the daylight until you've memorized it down to the very last punctuation. When you do, go jump in a lake.
