Here's some comic relief for the grueling Chinese O' Levels coming up in less than 10hrs, sung to the tune of You're Beautiful:
I'm learning Chinese, my thoughts are pure
Written in a language, I've known since 4
Nothing ever happens, the essays are pretty bland
Pretending that I'm learning, pray I dun get 'F'
My O'Levels, My O'Levels, My O'Levels
It's through...
I'll get an 'A', enjoy freedom's taste
And I'll never have to do,
another paper, so will you...
And I give a sigh,
As the 'cher walks by,
I can't talk to nobody or look 'em,
in the eye
And I really should start but instead I,
Sit here stonin' hopin' I'll last till the end...
My O'Levels, My O'Levels, My O'Levels
It's screwed...
I saw your face, it shows distaste
And that's when I really knew
I've screwed the paper, just like you...